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March 2000

Friday March 31st 2000 
Wondering what to do this weekend? Got the jet fueled and don't know where to go? Here's a web page of holidays ALL around the WORLD!
PARTY PARTY PARTY - TAKE ME   
Germany, Malaysia, Ecuador, Spain, I'm going to be SO BUSY this weekend!


Thursday March 30th 2000 
Here's the Daily Net BUZZ...headlines of what's going on on the internet and the world.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - TAKE ME   
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Wednesday March 29th 2000 
They're coming in waves....Emails that promise free Coke, free cars, FREE CLOTHES FROM THE GAP, funny screen videos..IT'S ALL FAKE FOLKS! Here's the mother of all MYTH sites...check here before you send one of these HOAXES on.
BUT I READ IT - I BELIEVE IT - TAKE ME   
BUT THAT KID IS GOING TO DIE UNLESS I SEND THIS EMAIL TO ALL MY FRIENDS BUNK BUNK BUNK


Tuesday March 28th 2000 
The stars are shining bright, but do you know when the next eclipse is? What time does the sun come up on your birthday? It's all here in the database from the US Naval Observatory.
STARS MOON SUN - TAKE ME   
Who says you can't navigate by the stars?


Monday March 27th 2000 
Be the first to reach the top of Mt. Everest in the new millennium!
HIGHER AND HIGHER - TAKE ME   
FOLLOW THEIR ROUTE DAILY UPDATES


Friday March 24th 2000 
AUCTIONS AUCTIONS LET'S DO AUCTIONS
The Sharper Image
eBay
Onsale atAuction
AuctionWatch.com
WebCharity.com
Nicklebys.com
Collectors Universe
Bidder's Edge
New Line Cinema Auction
TravelBids
Hagglezone
Yahoo! Auctions
Amazon.com Auctions
Excite Auctions
Auction Universe
20 bucks MAX and that's my FINAL ANSWER


Wednesday March 22nd 2000 60 TODAY
Travel coming up? Got your seat assignments on the plane? Here's the maps for most of the Majors. Find out just how close to the bathroom you'll be sitting!
SIT DOWN WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF - TAKE ME   
What do you mean I can't sit by a window?


Monday March 20th 2000 TIZ SPRING!
It's Spring! Let's track the first tulip, swallow, aspen leaves as they move north across America.
I SEE IT I SEE IT - TAKE ME   
File your report...Grand Forks is on the list already!


Friday March 17th 2000 Saint Patrick's Day
OK Let's do the green thing
SING THE GREEN - TAKE ME   
Aye.
..he warn't evn Irish


Thursday March 16th 2000 Saint Urho's Day
Ahhh today the Finnish have it over the Irish!! Tis St. Urho's Day. Join the Parade!
GET OUT OF THE SAUNA - TAKE ME   
I WANT TO BE THE GRAND MARSHALL


Wednesday March 15th 2000 THE IDES OF MARCH
We've done auctions, we've done extreme discount sites, now it's WEB SWAP.
CLEAN OUT YOUR ATTIC - TAKE ME   
BUY SELL TRADE


Tuesday March 14th 2000 
Ain't worth a wooden Nickel...I wish I had a Nickel for every time I have heard that! Well, here's the Museum of Wooden Nickels.
HOW DO YOU PLUG A WOODEN NICKEL? - TAKE ME   
Even Mother Teresa???


Monday March 13th 2000 IT's OSCAR TIME
WOW, who won best picture in 1959??? Or any other award in any other year. Settle disputes, sleep better. Check this out.
I KNOW I KNOW I THOUGHT I KNEW - TAKE ME   
EASY AND FUN


Friday March 10th 2000 36 days till Uncle Sam Comes Calling!
WOW It's almost tax time again! Are you ready? Here's something good from the IRS, a daily "newspaper" about IRS news, stories, links, etc.
TAXES...WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING TAXES - TAKE ME   
Even some humor...can you believe it?


Thursday March 9th 2000 The seasons have changed again.
Can you imagine walking around the world? Often tried, but as far as we know there is only one verified success. Two brothers started out...only one finished. And they started in MINNESOTA!!!!! Here's the story.
GET MY WALKIN' SHOES - TAKE ME   
If I had 4 years I'd do it Toooooo. NOT


Wednesday March 8th 2000 Mardi Gras has ended for 2000
Science site today...an awesome place. Global satellites take pictures of the planet and then put them all together so you can look at one area or the entire place.
GO GLOBAL GO GLOBAL - TAKE ME   
Download the 2 meg Composite!


Tuesday March 7th 2000 It's A SUPER TUESDAY
So you want to be a President? Here's the Challenge. Answer questions to get millions of voters.. Answer wrong and you go home empty handed.
I AM PREPARED TO TELL THE TRUTH - TAKE ME   
50 Million is ALL YOU NEED


Monday March 6th 2000
The Russians have their web sites also...here's a collection of great games. I like Connect 4 the best.
LET ME PLAY LET ME PLAY - TAKE ME   
Click the Russian click and look at the site in their language.


Friday March 3rd 2000
I WANT I WANT here's the site if it's something you WANT.
LIST YOUR WANTS - TAKE ME   
Way more fun than the selling sites.


Thursday March 2nd 2000
YUM YUM the best of German deserts and other great recipes.
MILK I NEED MILK - TAKE ME   
Even Hillary Clinton Cookies


Wednesday March 1st 2000
It's a LAMB out there. Just a week to go till Ash Wednesday...here's the official Mardi Gras site.
BEADS BEADS I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR BEADS - TAKE ME   
Web Cams EVERYWHERE

February 2000

Tuesday February 29th 2000
LEAP YEAR DAY Is it really leap year? Is it really 2000? Probably not. Here's some evidence.
DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? - TAKE ME   
This is all to complicated.


Monday February 28th 2000
Strange but true facts...anything but work on a Monday.
THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE - TAKE ME   
Did you know that most lipstick contains fish scales?


Friday February 25th 2000
Here's a ZILLION practical jokes...
THAT REALLY WORKS???? - TAKE ME   
FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.


Thursday February 24th 2000
Trouble in your life...looking for answers?? Save your money and visit the Psychic Chicken's Network!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THE CHICKEN KNOWS - TAKE ME   
THE ALL KNOWING ALL SEEING BIRD


Wednesday February 23rd 2000
It's Grammy Day...you can watch "take your guns Rosie" as the host.
IT'S A R & B REVIVAL - TAKE ME   
Watch it Live on the net.


Tuesday February 22th 2000
Why is a duck? the Marx Brothers know...here's just a FUN site of great Marx Stuff
A DUCK A DUCK MY KINGDOM FOR A DUCK - TAKE ME   
Check the sound files!


Friday February 18th 2000
The emails keeps coming from well intended people. Free stuff on the internet, scary warnings to stop using household products, Cancer warnings, Satan worshiping owners...IT'S ALL A HOAX FOLKS. Check this website of TRUTH
I MAY BE GULLIBLE BUT TAKE ME - TAKE ME   
YES I TOUCH PUBLIC PHONE BUTTONS AND I SIT IN THEATER SEATS CAUSE THESE WARNINGS ARE ALL K R A P!!!!


Thursday February 17th 2000
As promised here are the super bowl and many other TV commercials.
TAKE ME - TAKE ME   
I like the cat ones best.


Wednesday February 16th 2000
Inside scoop on your fav. TV shows. Here's news you won't find anyplace else.
Letterman front and center - TAKE ME   
Ratings, comments, Oscars.


Tuesday February 15th 2000
Well time to get down to election business. Here's a great little "how do they stand on this issue" website.
POLITICIANS...WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING POLITICIANS - TAKE ME   
One to remember as we get closer to November.


Monday February 14th 2000
Just a little fun...send the one you love one of these "humorous" Valentines.
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY - TAKE ME   
We are accepting all Valentines!


Friday February 11th 2000
HEARTS AND ROSES...what more could you desire? Here's Valentine Central
WON'T U B MY VALENTINE? - TAKE ME   
HEARTS AND ROSES ROSES AND HEARTS


Thursday February 10th 2000
Need an idea for your Bo on valentines? Here's the master V list.
BE MY VALENTINE - TAKE ME   
MORE than chocolate hearts!


Wednesday February 9th 2000
THE KING IS DEAD...LONG LIVE THE KING. Yes Doug Henning (Manitoba lad) has passed away after a fight with liver cancer. Here's the obit.
ABRA CA DABRA - TAKE ME   
His first ad in Winnipeg read, "Have Rabbit, Will Travel"


Tuesday February 8th 2000
Time for a laugh. Dilbert is far and away the best comic strip on the planet and you can see it every day on the net!
COMPANIES CAN'T REALLY RUN LIKE THAT! - TAKE ME   
There's a month of history...stop in for your dose of dilbert


Monday February 7th 2000
It's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Check in, see who's born on your birthday.
THE BRITS ARE COMING THE BRITS ARE COMING - TAKE ME   
A little AIR GUITAR anybody?


Friday February 4th 2000
Remember yesterday? It was snowing. UND Aerospace has a great web cam at this address.
I SAID FOCUS FOCUS - TAKE ME   
Tell your friends and family.


Thursday February 3rd 2000
The Day the Music Died! It was February in 1959 and life changed for several people because of the flu and because of a coin toss. Here's a site all about the Plane Crash in Iowa.
SO BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE - TAKE ME   
Bobby Vee got his BIG Chance.


Wednesday February 2nd 2000
Winter...you call this winter?? I can take 6 more weeks of this!! What did the groundhog see at Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania?
SLOWLY I TURNED - STEP BY STEP - TAKE ME   
I'll be valkng in my vinter underware.


Tuesday Febuary 1st 2000
WHAT A LETDOWN...the primary is today in New Hampshire...hotel rooms are going cheap tonight. Here's a site done by all the area newspapers.
I SHOOK THE VP's HAND YIPPIE - TAKE ME   
WHO WILL WIN?? I'm on the edge of my seat.. it's like a Political Superbowl!

January 2000

Monday January 31st 2000
We'll it's over...Tennessee looses...can't give up on Football? Get the new John Madden 2000 Football game and KEEP ON PLAYING
HUT HUT HUT - TAKE ME   
We don't usually advertise software but withdrawal is withdrawal and we want to help.


Friday January 28th 2000
DID you listen? That's why Fraiser is on Thursdays...they always get this one off. Did the Pres say what you wanted to hear? Here's Commentary.
SPEND MORE TAX LESS - TAKE ME   
I wish this new economic style worked for me.


Thursday January 27th 2000
It's the "state of the Union" message tonight. Here's some presidential facts you probably didn't know.
WHO HAD AN AFFAIR? - TAKE ME   
I thought this was a kids site!


Wednesday January 26th 2000
HOW STUFF WORKS...what a collection of I didn't know thats.
I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW - TAKE ME
  
Even Tattoo Removal


John's Favorite Rice Pudding
(Raisins Optional - But encouraged)
350 Oven
1 Cup Rice
1/2 Cup Sugar
4 Cups Milk
Big T Butter
1 Hour in the Oven/Stir every 15 minutes
Add: 1 Cup Evaporated Milk
1 Little T of Vanilla
Cinnamon
15 minutes More
Remove - Cool - Enjoy

Jim's Rice Pudding
In a suitable casserole dish......mix 1 quart milk
1/2 cup rice (uncooked)
1/3 cup sugar
A sprinkle of salt
Bake in the oven at 350 degrees, uncovered until  skin forms on top, stir in
the skin and let the skin re-form twice more and stir it in each time.
Remove from oven and stir in 1/4 cup of Half & Half.  Let it cool to your
liking and serve plain or with my favorite topping.....LIGONBERRIES.  (I also like to put a little more half & half on top of the berries)         Enjoy!!!!!
Jimmie "B"....("Swedish" Rice Pudding Guru)


Tuesday January 25th 2000
Well...Iowa is over and it's ON to New Hampshire. Here's a brief outline of each of the 4 front runners and their plans/statements/even guarantees???

VOTE VOTE VOTE - TAKE ME
  
Education-Foreign Policy-Health Care-Social Security


Monday January 24th 2000
1908 The first troop of the Boy Scouts was organized. Here's their official site.

I KNOW THE SECRET HANDSHAKE - TAKE ME
  
Check out the famous quotes section. Who said..."Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of."


Thursday January 20th 2000
Need a quote...bored and want to see other peoples comments.

QUOTES QUOTES MY KINGDOM FOR A QUOTE - TAKE ME
  
What did Kipling say about cigars?


Wednesday January 19th 2000
Remember all those cool things that science teachers used to do? Here's the whole list. Great school projects.

STAND BACK FOLKS - TAKE ME   

Enter at your own risk.

Tuesday January 18th 2000
It's COLD outside...time to keep the kids in...remember coloring.
..here's the Craola Site.

STAY IN THE LINES - TAKE ME   

I WANT THE RED ONE!
(webmasters note - Thanks to Sam Black of the Grand Forks Herald for the Great Press in Sunday's Paper!)

Monday January 17th 2000
The campaigns begin! Here's Ray Holmberg's site as he makes his run for Superintendent of Schools. RUN RAY RUN!!

RAISE THE EDUCATION BAR - TAKE ME   


Friday January 14th 2000
Need to liven up your office? Wake up some
dreary folks? Here's some "fake" office memos that should do the trick!!

GET RID OF THOSE RATS - TAKE ME    WE DISCLAIM ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU BY USING ONE OF THESE


Thursday January 13th 2000
Got a telephoto lens? Take those "far away" pictures? Here's the best of the best... the Hubble telescope picture gallery.

WOW WOW WOW - TAKE ME    Now that's a picture.


Wednesday January 12th 2000
Keep humming that same tune but can't remember the lyrics? Here's 63,000 song sheets.

DUM DE DUM DUM DE DUM - TAKE ME    They're adding more all the time so if your song's not there today it may be tomorrow.


Tuesday January 11th 2000
Hard to get the kids to do their chores? Here's a great site that tracks their work and what they expect to get rewarded for their help each week..even a Nagging fee if you have to "nag" them to get the job done.

IT'S NOT THE DOLLARS, IT'S THE NICKELS AND DIMES THAT ADD UP - TAKE ME    Great learning tool for kids and parents too.


Monday January 10th 2000
Awesome site of snowflake photography! All the way back to 1900. Did you know that the snowflakes are different shapes in Antarctica? Check it out.

I'M NO FLAKE - TAKE ME    Even Prism Shapes


Friday January 7th 2000
Post Holiday Blues got you down? Here's some pump you up/feel good programs to download!

TAKE ME TAKE ME - TAKE ME   


Thursday January 6th 2000
Epiphany (from Greek epiphaneia, “manifestation”), Wednesday, Jan. 6. Falls on the 12th day after Christmas and commemorates the manifestation of Jesus Christ to the Gentiles, as represented by the Magi, the baptism of Jesus, and the miracle of the wine at the marriage feast at Cana. One of the 3 major Christian festivals, along with Christmas and Easter. Epiphany originally marked the beginning of the carnival season preceding Lent, and the evening preceding it is known as Twelfth Night.

Here's a Sermon on the subject

TAKE ME TAKE ME - TAKE ME   


Wednesday January 5th 2000
Get confused when folks start talking about technical things?? Here's the easy and ultimate library that explains things in simple language.
TAKE ME TAKE ME - TAKE ME DSL easily explained.


Tuesday January 4th 2000
WOW Winter has finally hit...here's the greatest weather site...and the last six hours of radar in the US!
TAKE ME TAKE ME - TAKE ME    Check the other things it can show you, like sun chances.


Monday January 3rd 2000
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Got your resolutions in order? Here's some if you can't decide.
BUT IT'S Y2K, SHOULDN'T WE BE HIDING IN THE CAVES? - TAKE ME    I don't want to say I told you so about Y2K, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!


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